—Birds of a feather flock together. Opposites attract.
—He who hesitates is lost. Look before you leap.
—You’re never too old to learn. You can’t teach old dog new tricks.
—How do you justify this? The early bird gets the worm. Good things
come to those who wait.
—Look before you leap. Strike while the iron is hot.
—Two heads are better than one. If you want something done right do it yourself.
—Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Better safe than sorry.
—Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
—What will be, will be. (Que sera sera…) Life is what you make of it.
—Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
—There’s safety in numbers. Too many cooks spoil the broth. (Wow, the
jury must still be out on that proverb!)
—Absence makes the heart fonder. Out of sight; out of mind.
—Don’t change horses in midstream. Variety is the spice of life.
—The pen is mightier than the sword. Actions speak louder than words.
—Don’t cross the bridge till you come to it. Forewarned is forearmed.
—Silence is golden. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
—Clothes make the man. Never judge a book by its cover.
—The best things come in small packages. The bigger, the better.
—If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas. If you can’t
beat ‘em, join ‘em.
—A miss is as good as a mile. Half a loaf is better than none.
Something is better than nothing.
—An old fox is not easily snared. There’s no fool like an old fool.
—The more the merrier. Two’s company; three’s a crowd.
—The best things in life are free. You get what you pay for.
—A good beginning makes a good ending. It’s not over till it’s over.
—Blood is thicker than water. Many kinfolk; few friends.
—Practice makes perfect. All work no play makes Jack a dull boy.
—A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
—There’s safety in numbers. Better be alone than in bad company.
—If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Don’t beat a dead horse.
—Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. Wise men make proverbs and
fools repeat them.
—You could make the argument that atheism is a non-prophet organization.
—If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
—Why are there no hypothetical questions?
—If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
this considered a hostage situation?
—I’m thinking out loud here, is there another word for synonym?
—And where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
—What do you do when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?
—Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Just wondering.
—Why do they lock gas stations toilets? Are they afraid that someone
will break in to clean them?
—If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
—Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
—If police arrest a mute, do they still tell him he has the right to
—Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
—What was the best thing before sliced bread?
—The nicest thing about egotists is they don’t talk about other people.
—How is it possible to have a civil war?
—If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
—If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
—If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
—Whose cruel idea was it to for the word “lisp” to have an “S” in it?
—Why is it called tourist season here in Florida if we can’t shoot at them?
—Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
—If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become
—Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
Why do shops have signs that say “Guide Dogs Only”? The dogs can’t read and their owners are blind.